Meet The Barrel Of Monkeys

Alex

Alexander, A Fruzynski

Alex functions as General Manager of Harris Grill and Vice President of Barrel of Monkeys, LLC. Divulging any more information would require immediate termination.
 
Leslie

Leslie L. Donovan

Bereft of middle name, this Catholic Schoolgirl-turned Bar Vixen has wowed patrons with stellar service as a barista and bartendress in the Pittsburgh area for many years. Though born in the early part of the 19th century, Leslie is holding up well, according to many observations. She is the author and illustrator of "Putting The 'Fun' Back Into Funeral — A Goth's Guide to Social Engagement". A stickler for grammar, Leslie manages the bar and serves as Secretary of Barrel of Monkeys, LLC.
 
Dana

Dana L. Fruzynski

World-traveler Dana hails from Philadelphia where she spent her younger years paddling up and down the Schuylkill River, ultimately preparing her to run the Dublin marathon. After finishing law school at Pitt, Dana pioneered The Ellwood Maneuver — an intense argument used in litigation. She serves as mother to Noah and Norma, wife to Alex, and Treasurer to Barrel of Monkeys.
 
Rodney

Rodney L. Swartz

"The rumors of my death are much exaggerated." Leslie and Rodney are planning a December 31 wedding for tax purposes only.
 

Other notable people who hang around frequently:

Amy L. Kluczkowski
Amy's a big fan of tacos and crock pots, and though mildly interesting, it has nothing to with the subject at hand.

Amy serves dutifully as General Manager, a post she has held since 2009; she does so in an exceedingly proficient and courteous manner.


Thomas L. Conte
Contemplating his future while lying in bed, he implored Margaret to arise, noting his need to get something off his chest.  Being early fall, time was of the essence to return to his studies.

Surely he was aware of the face that though he too enjoyed their time together, though there was a growing dissatisfaction in part due, perhaps, to an underlying feeling of being taken advantage of. He stated emphatically that he felt lured away from home specifically and intentionally for the companionship of the woman he had grown to know as Maggie, and by her specifically to avoid solitude. 

However, this being stated, he felt it important to note that his love he had given to her of his own free will, and this, not the surrounding matters, was the cause of his pain.

Paul L. Guarino
Heir apparent to the Garanimals childrens' clothing fortune, Paul volunteers his time at Harris Grill functioning as Manager in charge of Staff Training and Sippie Straws. A local chapter organizer of the Gus Hall Fan Club, expect to see Paul on Fox News very soon.

Scooter L. Ressler
A proponent of Thai street–fighting gloves and arm warmers, Scott has traveled the world challenging the locals to games of Rochambeau for vast sums of whatever the national currency happens to be. He has only lost once. He also has Perfect Hair Forever.

Scott manages the beer program and two fiercely independent miniature Schnauzers.