Meet The Barrel Of Monkeys
Alexander A. Fruzynski
Alex functions as General Manager of Harris Grill and Vice President of Barrel of Monkeys, LLC. Divulging any more information would require immediate termination.
Leslie L. Donovan
Bereft of middle name, this Catholic Schoolgirl-turned Bar Vixen has wowed patrons with stellar service as a barista and bartendress in the Pittsburgh area for many years. Though born in the early part of the 19th century, Leslie is holding up well, according to many observations. She is the author and illustrator of "Putting The 'Fun' Back Into Funeral — A Goth's Guide to Social Engagement". A stickler for grammar, Leslie manages the bar and serves as Secretary of Barrel of Monkeys, LLC.
Dana L. Fruzynski
World-traveler Dana hails from Philadelphia where she spent her younger years paddling up and down the Schuylkill River, ultimately preparing her to run the Dublin marathon. After finishing law school at Pitt, Dana pioneered The Ellwood Maneuver — an intense argument used in litigation. She serves as mother to Noah and Norma, wife to Alex, and Treasurer to Barrel of Monkeys.
Rodney L. Swartz
"The rumors of my death are much exaggerated." Leslie and Rodney are planning a December 31 wedding for tax purposes only.Matty L. Butoryak
The last name is pronounced like a question offering alternatives akin to a rock and a hard place. Matt runs the Grill's kitchen and serves as ombudsman for sexual harassment complaintants.
Amy L. Clutch Cow Ski
Though interesting, this has nothing to with the subject at hand.
Scooter L. Ressler
A proponent of Thai street–fighting gloves, Scott has traveled the world challenging the locals to games of Rochambeau for vast sums of whatever the national currency happens to be. He has only lost once. He also has Perfect Hair Forever.
Jessica L. Keyser
An amateur cagefighter known simply as "Jess", she has traveled the world researching techniques that would enhance her already powerful inherent psychic abilities, but still doesn't know what you want to order until you tell her. She does, however, know exactly when you want a refill.
Matthew L. Carrol
Hailing from the Uplands, his origins remain mostly unknown. Occasionally, he will mention something about "The Laboratory" but when pressed, offers no further information.
Still more people worth knowing:
Ryan L. Clarke
President of the Harris Grill A/V Club, Most Honoured Consultant, and consummate drunkard. No, he's NOT Rodney's son. ryan@thebar.drinking.com
In Loving Memory:
JC
Oh yea, you know it!