Meet The Barrel Of Monkeys

Alex

Alexander, A Fruzynski

Alex functions as General Manager of Harris Grill and Vice President of Barrel of Monkeys, LLC. Divulging any more information would require immediate termination.
 
Leslie

Leslie L. Donovan

Bereft of middle name, this Catholic Schoolgirl-turned Bar Vixen has wowed patrons with stellar service as a barista and bartendress in the Pittsburgh area for many years. Though born in the early part of the 19th century, Leslie is holding up well, according to many observations. She is the author and illustrator of "Putting The 'Fun' Back Into Funeral — A Goth's Guide to Social Engagement". A stickler for grammar, Leslie manages the bar and serves as Secretary of Barrel of Monkeys, LLC.
 
Dana

Dana L. Fruzynski

World-traveler Dana hails from Philadelphia where she spent her younger years paddling up and down the Schuylkill River, ultimately preparing her to run the Dublin marathon. After finishing law school at Pitt, Dana pioneered The Ellwood Maneuver — an intense argument used in litigation. She serves as mother to Noah and Norma, wife to Alex, and Treasurer to Barrel of Monkeys.
 
Rodney

Rodney L. Swartz

"The rumors of my death are much exaggerated." Leslie and Rodney are planning a December 31 wedding for tax purposes only.
 

Other notable people who hang around frequently:

Matt L. Fetchik
A native Pittsburgher, Matt was found as an infant in a reed basket along the lower shores of the Monogahela. Brought up as a strict vegetarian on a leek commune, he rebelled in later life (as children often do) and now loves bacon so much he wants to marry it and have, like, 10,000 babies with it.

Matt runs the kitchens of Harris Grill.

Amy L. Clutch Cow Ski
Though interesting, this has nothing to with the subject at hand.

Amy serves dutifully as General Manager, a post she has held since 2009.

Scooter L. Ressler
A proponent of Thai street–fighting gloves and arm warmers, Scott has traveled the world challenging the locals to games of Rochambeau for vast sums of whatever the national currency happens to be. He has only lost once. He also has Perfect Hair Forever.

Scott manages the beer program.

Jessica L. Keyser
An amateur cagefighter known simply as "Jess", she has traveled the world researching techniques that would enhance her already powerful inherent psychic abilities, but still doesn't know what you want to order until you tell her. She does, however, know exactly when you want a refill.

Jess manages the wine program.

Matthew L. Carrol
Hailing from the Uplands, his origins remain mostly unknown. Occasionally, he will mention something about "The Laboratory" but when pressed, offers no further information.

Matt manages.

Still more people worth knowing:
Ryan L. Clarke
President of the Harris Grill A/V Club, Most Honoured Consultant, and consummate drunkard. No, he's NOT Rodney's son. ryan@thebar.drinking.com

In Loving Memory:
JC
Oh yea, you know it!