Directions
How do you get to Harris Grill? Practice, practice, practice.
Sorry, that's Carnegie Hall. We're open for anyone, regardless of talent, although we do love us a good fiddle player, as long as you know "Turkey In The Straw".
You should come by, see what we've done with the place.
Once ya get here, please don't park in the adjacent lot. We know, it's awfully inviting, but the ass clown what owns the real estate, Dan Papale, has a sore toochus over them there people a-tresspassin' an a-parkin' on his propertay, and he'll tow you quicker than you can say 'Bacon, please'.
From Oakland: Forbes to Left onto Neville, cross Fifth and hang a right onto Ellsworth Avenue, also known as the Boulevard of Bitter Queens. Proceed past Aiken and Negley, then go slowly for a block or so with your windows down and head hanging out until you smell bacon. Vegetarians should omit the bacon sniff and instead concentrate on what tofu smells like.
From East Liberty: Penn Avenue past the guy selling scented oils and bootlegs to North Highland, Left across the bridge spanning the railroad tracks, then another quick left into the Rubicon parking lot -- but be aware that once you've passed that, there is no turning back! Hang the next two lefts onto Ellsworth then pass a bunch of artisanal peckerwood shops and our favorite gay bar that's so good they used to name it twice. You'll see our patio on the right.
From Bloomfield and The Strip: Liberty Avenue through 267 lights, cross Baum, then pick a lane, any lane, and charge blindly across Center. Provide in-car gesticulation to offended drivers as required. Magically, Liberty becomes South Aiken. Three blocks, then left onto Ellsworth. Follow the latter part of the Oakland directions, above.
From the Hills of North, South, and West: You can't get here from there.
From Murrysville: Stay there. Stick with Spadaro's.
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