Alexander, A Fruzynski
Alex functions as General Manager of Harris Grill and Vice President of Barrel of Monkeys, LLC. Divulging any more information would require immediate termination.
Leslie L. DonovanBereft of middle name, this Catholic Schoolgirl-turned Bar Vixen has wowed patrons with stellar service as a barista and bartendress in the Pittsburgh area for many years. Though born in the early part of the 19th century, Leslie is holding up well, according to many observations. She is the author and illustrator of “Putting the ‘Fun’ Back Into Funeral – A Goth’s Guide to Social Engagement”. A stickler for grammar, Leslie manages the bar and serves as Secretary of Barrel of Monkeys, LLC.
Dana L. Fruzynski
World-traveler Dana hails from Philadelphia where she spent her younger years paddling up and down the Schuylkill River, ultimately preparing her to run the Dublin marathon. After finishing law school at Pitt, Dana pioneered The Ellwood Maneuver – an intense argument used in litigation. She serves as mother to Noah, wife to Alex, and Treasurer to Barrel of Monkeys.
Rodney L. Swartz
"The rumors of my death are much exaggerated."
Leslie and Rodney are planning a December 31 wedding for tax purposes only.

Other notable people who hang around frequently:
Matty L. Butoryak
The last name is pronounced like a question offering alternatives akin to a rock and a hard place. Matt runs the Grill's kitchen and serves as ombudsman for sexual harassment complaintants.
Amy L. Clutch Cow Ski
Though interesting, this has nothing to with the subject at hand.