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| Our own little retro Holiday Elf welcomes all to the BAR Mitzvah by the glow of the unlit fire. Note the authentic camel toe rendered in double-knit polyester. |
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| Former Server and Ninja Kumiko sports a custom gee for the occasion. |
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| Holly loves stinky cheeses. Mmm... Cheese... |
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| O Tannenbaum, o Tannenbaum,
wie treu sind deine Busten! |
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| Walkin the Dawgs |
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| Terra won't rub ya the wrong way! |
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| He's done worse... |
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| Let's hope the bitterness gene skips a generation |
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| Harris Heartthrob Spider flanked by chick whose life span is shorter than she thinks... |
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| big Burrito Executive Chef Bill Fuller's sister-in-law Jen gives Harris BAR Mitzvah Thunbs Up! |
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| Jaloobie seems to like the beer |
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| Putting Matt in charge of the bar is like giving a gun to a loaded idiot... or something like that. |
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| Amazingly, and without the aid of chain link fencing, no one fell into this gaping maw. |
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| Nathan "Fister" Bell choosing an old Scottish folk tune to commemorate the hair that once was. |
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| Something about this reminds us of a fish and a bicycle... |
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| They'd be big stars if they weren't stuck in such a small town. |
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| Any wonder why Harris is the 3rd gayest bar on Ellsworth? |
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| Behind every successful man stands a nebby Jew. |
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| Holidays make strange bedfellows. |
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| Denita lost her keys. |
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| A free bowl of soup to the author of the best caption for this pic. Send suggestions to Cliff@HarrisGrill.com |
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